Epic fail, ABC....Epic fail

Dancing With The Stars just announced the celebs for the new season:

Donny Osmond - singer / entertainer
Mya - singer
Macy Gray - singer
Aaron Carter - singer
Tom Delay - former senator
Melissa Joan Hart - actor
Debi Mazar - actor
Ashley Hamilton - actor
Joanna Krupa - model
Kathy Ireland - model
Kelly Osbourne - reality star
Mark Dacascos - reality star (Iron Chef chairman)
Chuck Liddell - mixed martial artist
Louie Vito - pro snowboarder
Natalie Coughlin - Olympic swimmer
Michael Irvin - former Cowboys wide receiver

Epic fail, ABC. I'm looking forward to Osmond, Mya, Carter, Hart, and Ireland. Ix-nay on the rest. Booooooo....good thing I still have So You Think You Can Dance and America's Best Dance Crew. Sigh.

My DWTS list would include the following:
Robin Roberts - Good Morning America anchor
Raven Symone - actor
Kevin from the Backstreet Boys
Melanie Chisholm - Sporty Spice
Joel McHale - comedian
Chelsea Handler - comedienne
Debbie Harry - singer
Kat Von D - reality star
Eric McCormack - actor
Shirley MacLaine - actor
Benji Madden - singer
Donnie Wahlberg - actor/singer
Marcus Schenkenberg - model
Phil Keoghan - host of The Amazing Race

Wishful thinking, at best.